Thursday 3 May 2012

Cattle and hum

On the day: 
03/15/2012 


On the way: 
There is a humming coming from behind me. 
Not like an electrical circuit threatening mischief from behind a panel in the blandly blue-grey carriage divider. 
Not like a cardboard box of bees, left on a train seat neatly wrapped in green paper covered in cartoon images of pink iced cakes, interspersed with ones of a trio of big-eyed cows, two friesland and one brown, wearing party hats, waving streamers and wielding ballons, dancing and singing, "Happy birthday". 
Not like that. More like a young woman, judging from the pitch, unconsciously replaying a snatch of tune, if you can even call it a tune, and no more than a snatch, that has taken up temporary residence like an inoffensive friend of a friend in a spare room who will vacate without demur but only when politely requested to because there is a more urgent need for the space. 
I invoke my inner Jessie J, Tom Jones, will.i.am,  the.other.bloke... And turn. 
A  compact Asian man is comfortably snuggled into his seat,  the collar of his brown windcheater pulled up high, staring vacantly through thick spectacles. 
I would not have picked that. 


On the pod: 4 Men 4 Women - The LED 


On the front page: 50 agents face DNA test over spy in the bag killing (Daily Mail)

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