Illuminating advice

On the day: 
16/08/2012 

On the way: 
Just to clear up confusion, the illuminated figures on the doors of the public toilet cubicle on the corner have nothing to do with the illuminated figures on the traffic lights. 
Pressing the button on the door of the public lavvy will have no impact on the passage of vehicles through the four-way stop, so it would be unwise to attempt crossing the road heedlessly on the grounds that VACANT is flashing green and the door is opening on the pungent chamber. 
And similarly, you are almost certain to receive disapproving looks if you drop your trousers when the green man lights up. 
So I am told. 

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