On the day:
23/06/2012
On the way:
You can't do anything with a single lip.
I mean rabbits have a harelip - that's effectively three lips, and it must work for them, considering the legendary amount of nookie they are reputed to enjoy - but it's not like they can use two of them for a snog while doing the dishes or refelting the roof of the garden shed with the spare one.
No, it would seem they have to operate in threes, like caballeros, kings of Orient-Are, and blind mice. It's a package deal, so to speak.
It's not that anyone in this carriage has a harelip, and I wouldn't want to make fun of anyone on such a sensitive point. Just saying.
On the pod:
Pack Up - Eliza Doolittle
On the front page:
Fears mount as Turkey threatens Syria over jet (The Times)
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