Hands up, naughty boy

On the day: 
14/08/2013 

On the way: 
No. No huge and wholesome-looking young man neatly filling out your box-fresh, dove grey tracksuit, you are not going to have phone sex on your hands-free while sitting on the train. 
Oh dear, you are, aren't you. 

On the pod: 
Polmont On My Mind - Glasvegas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwJW3JxbIjI  

On the front page: 
4% rail rise 'is just doing your bit' (Metro)