Worm and cosy

On the day: 
16/08/2013 

On the way: 
It's an early bus. Perhaps not technically early, not in the running for first the worm but earlier than lights-out last night would have chosen. 
There's a man wearing a midnight blue synthetic fabric trousers, a sturdy, weather-resistant jacket and cosy brown moccasin-style slip-ons - they're slippers, okay, slippers in all but name - ruthlessly obliterating an Egg McMuffin. Tastier than the first worm. Perhaps. 
My eyes close and I feel the sleep rising from my chest and up into my throat . . . 

On the pod: 
Bite Hard - Franz Ferdinand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM3yfTE070k 

On the front page: 
DLT: 12 Sex charges (Metro)