Sunday 10 February 2013

Pet sounds

On the day: 
10/02/2013 

On the way: 
"Do you want to talk to our cat," pipes up the little voice, into the silence of the carriage, or perhaps into a mobile phone. 
What? Pets on the train? Worse still, a cat. That doesn't sound like a good idea. 
"Our cat, Maisie, and Charlie, our dog," the porcelain redhead explains. 
A cat and a dog? Together? On a train? No. You've got to be kidding. 
"Meow," she says. "Meow-meow." Then, "Woof." 
Ooh. My heart. 
Small wonder her father, the young-faced man sitting next to her has a full head of shoulder-length grey hair. 

On the pod: 
Stories Of Old - Depeche Mode 

On the front page: 
Playboy twin: My sex with rat Evra (The Sun Sunday)

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