Sunday 10 February 2013

Total liquidation

On the day: 
10/02/2013 

On the way: 
So, it seems that up to 60 per cent of the human body is made up of water - just ask the USGS Water Science School (nope, no idea what it stands for either) - and the brain is more like 70 per cent, the lungs almost 90 per cent. 
The tragedy comes when a dude in the loo on the train has one too many beers on a particularly rainy Sunday night and that one last sip from his can of Carling tips him over the edge. Total liquidation. 
The evidence remains: the can swaddled in sodden tissue paper just behind the bowl and to the left, two further squares adhering to the spattered black seat, and the floor of the cubicle awash. 
I think I'll hold it in until I reach my stop. 

On the pod: Stay With Me - No 

On the front page: Scandal-hit bank chief gets bonus (The Sunday Times) 

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