Boris in the box

On the day: 
31/07/2012 


On the day: 
The woman in the box - not the one at the station, the one on the bus - she's not alone. 
There's someone in there with her, which must make it pretty crowded, especially when you reckon the bus on the box has got to be a lot smaller than the one on the station on account of the bus being a very lot smaller than the station, stands to reason. 
Anyway, its only Boris Johnson, London mayor. And he's not a small man. But he's there to kindly warn us "folks" about how busy the public transport is "so getting around might be difficult" what with the 'vast number of events going on' around the Olympics. 
Which is nice. 


On the pod: 
Fake Tales Of San Francisco - Arctic Monkeys 


On the front page: 
It's life, gym, but not as we know it (Metro)